Spamming Eviscerate since 2004

The Rogue’s Cool Guide: Eviscerate Edition

A few people have been asking me, “Eviscerate, why are you so cool?”
Well my friends, it is time I share my wisdom.
To long have rogues stood in the background and been forgone as a “cool” class.
The time is now, the unrelenting fury that is rogue coolness must be unleashed!
With that said here is a simple guide to being cool, both as a rogue and a WoW player.
I promise to keep it simple….sort of

-Dance in stealth during raids, dancing is cool stealth is also cool, therefore combining them is even cooler
-Be an engineer and get rocket boots, missiles, and parachutes, the rest is up to you (WARNING engineering is so cool it can overload your cool meter and cause malfunction and fail)
-Be sociable, not a troll
-Don’t talk about gearscore…..at all
-This also applies to wow-hereos
-Wear old school gear while standing around, this can include tier 1, tier 2, and other such gear from Vanilla and BC.
-Do not use said old school gear in WotLK raids or 5mans…..most of the time
-In a raid, play to role appropriately, seriously…
-Have lots of mounts
-Use ventrilo
-Don’t use caps lock without reason
-Make funny pop culture references during group content when the opportunity presents itself

Just use these few pointers to start out your path on cooldom and one day you to will come up with more ways to be cool

DISCLAIMER: Using any information learned in this post will not actually make you cooler

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11 responses

  1. As the only Dance blizzard gave me was the Macarena, I highly doubt there can be anything considered “cool” in dancing that even in the shadows.

    I have discovered a way around it though…Use my Orb of the Sin’dorei. It even makes me look thinner. Something every girl LOVES.

    If worse comes to worse I can use my Orb of Deception…but that messes up the cool wardrobe selections.

    January 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm

  2. BUT CAPS ARE AWESOME

    January 8, 2010 at 5:22 pm

  3. Oh no I’ve been doing it all wrong. 😦

    January 9, 2010 at 6:18 am

  4. Kirbius

    “-Do not use said old school gear in WotLK raids or 5mans…..most of the time”

    /cry i just thought people inspecting my Perds/CHT were jealous… now i learn this is not cool 😦

    “It’s a trap! We can’t allow dps of that magnitude!” – GC

    January 10, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    • Kirbius

      is it also cool to spam jump at every possible second? All the cool kids do it…

      January 10, 2010 at 11:38 pm

  5. theerivs

    Your cooler then the other side of the pillow.

    January 12, 2010 at 5:45 pm

  6. Kirbius

    wow, does this help?

    http://www.the-pillow.com.au/more/chillow_pillow_more.php

    January 12, 2010 at 10:45 pm

  7. theerivs

    Mmm Eating comments.

    January 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm

  8. Fose-Darkspear(Horde)

    Very nice 🙂

    January 15, 2010 at 8:27 pm

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