The Rogue’s Cool Guide: Eviscerate Edition
A few people have been asking me, “Eviscerate, why are you so cool?”
Well my friends, it is time I share my wisdom.
To long have rogues stood in the background and been forgone as a “cool” class.
The time is now, the unrelenting fury that is rogue coolness must be unleashed!
With that said here is a simple guide to being cool, both as a rogue and a WoW player.
I promise to keep it simple….sort of
-Dance in stealth during raids, dancing is cool stealth is also cool, therefore combining them is even cooler
-Be an engineer and get rocket boots, missiles, and parachutes, the rest is up to you (WARNING engineering is so cool it can overload your cool meter and cause malfunction and fail)
-Be sociable, not a troll
-Don’t talk about gearscore…..at all
-This also applies to wow-hereos
-Wear old school gear while standing around, this can include tier 1, tier 2, and other such gear from Vanilla and BC.
-Do not use said old school gear in WotLK raids or 5mans…..most of the time
-In a raid, play to role appropriately, seriously…
-Have lots of mounts
-Don’t use caps lock without reason
-Make funny pop culture references during group content when the opportunity presents itself
Just use these few pointers to start out your path on cooldom and one day you to will come up with more ways to be cool
DISCLAIMER: Using any information learned in this post will not actually make you cooler